I’m looking for love. I hope that you’ve gotten that impression by now. I have tried the old fashioned way of asking a guy out, I got a black eye from a “straight” guy once for that. I’ve done Grindr and ended up with everything from hooking up, to dating, to breaking up after months to a year of dating. Now it’s on to Tinder. I met a really great guy on there, Paul, go figure. I went to see him perform in a production of “Oliver.” It was fabulous, and so was he. Though I could tell when we met face to face he, of course, thought I was too big of a guy compared to his twink stature. It was kind of a burn and a letdown, but I’m moving on and moving up I do believe! Yes, I think I’m about 12% more likely to use my “super like” on you if I can tell you are taller than me, Ha! Paul was shorter than me. I took it all to mean I am heading down the right path getting to know some blokes in foggy London town. I’m really getting more and more sure that he might be Asian. Also would be fitting if I ended up with a Welsh lad. I’m Welsh ya know, or at least that’s what James (my brother) and I have always been told. James and I got DNA kits for our Mom and Dad for Mother’s and Father’s day. We’ll find out the results soon we hope. Want to know how I’m attracting the man of my dreams, here is my profile as of today on Tinder:
I am a morning person. Give me coffee, a sunrise, and a book every day over sleeping in. I used to be a professional musical theatre dancer/singer. A back injury changed that course for me. Now I’m getting back into weight lifting a living a healthy lifestyle. 6’0” 215lbs I don’t drink, though don’t mind if you do. No smoking. Husband shopping from the US to the UK. In London August 4th-24th! Ready and willing to relocate for love! I’ve lost 100lbs, though I’m not perfect.
I feel like I should end it now with “I’m bigger than a whale” since fitting into a L shirt means you’re obese in the gay world fantasy of life. I never used to be so discriminatory when I was living my days as a twink. Skinny guys, tall guys, short guys, black guys, white guys, hairy guys, smooth guys, guys who topped, guys who power bottomed, even guys who didn’t like to have sex did it for me. One thing, they had to have a nice smile. Oh lord did you have to have something special to make up for having bad teeth. What should I take out and what should I put in my profile? Remember, I only get 500 characters.